Tarot Empress impresses me more than the King

Last night on channel 5, I watched Stephen King's "Bags of Bones" and was happy to see a female shaped tree as one of the main features. This tree gave shocks - not only the electrical kind but also had some bodies burried  beneath.

Well my local female tree is totally natural and is the Empress in my Chill with Gill botanical/tree tarot naturally deck. I doubt if there are any bodies burried nearby and it certainly does not give shocks when touched. The Emperor is just around the corner too...

It is real and fabulous!

21 12 2012 End of the world or end of the month?

In keeping with the Mayan propensity for having more than one calendar, I will be chucking at least one my 2012 calenders out at the end of this month.

Tarot journery: The Idiot and happy moron

I thought I would look at the Foo'ls journey from the blithering idiots (me of course) worst perspective...
This may take a while to do so I will update , add and edited it over time:
Feel free to suggest alternatives or anything!

Fool:
What the heck is this I have landed in?
Magician:
Better wipe this stuff off maybe people won't realise what it is...you can fool some of the people all the time! Hah hah.
High Priestess:
I will keep myself to myself, no one will know. Don't force me to tell....
Empress:
I think I will have a lay down now...feeling quite lazy.
Others can do the hard work, like feeding me and keeping me warm.
Emperor:
Who says I can't do that? What do you mean? Please stop bullying me.
Pope:
I seem to be trapped in red tape, is it some sort of prison? Honest I have done nothing wrong that I know of (but I don't know much being and idiot).
Lovers:
Derr...I now seem to have a decision to make, a choice. It's a no brainer.
Chariot:
I'm getting out of here and fast! Run....
Strength:
They say fools rush in...
and I landed with a bump.
Hermit:
I am now in hiding.
Wheel of fortune:
What was that that went by? Oh well missed it. In a spin now.
Justice:
So dizzy. Oops fell over.
Hanged Man:
May as well give up. I need  rest. Yawn.
Death:

Temperance:

Devil:

Tower:

Star:

Moon:

Sun:

Jusgement:

World: