The Princess and the poor Pa and Ma

Arggh monster children ....of all ages. Princesses or Pages, they behave the same and so easy to recognise. I needn't say much but here we go...

Princess (Page) of Wands: Wonderful, exciting, funny, yelling with happiness or stomping feet, throwing a tantrum and chucking things around. Advice: Keep out the way.

Princess (Page) of Swords: A clever clogs who shows off her abilities. Chatterbox, liar, show off and at worst suffers from delusions. Advice: Seek counselling.

Princess (Page) of Cups: Your best friend who offers a shoulder to cry on or keeps needing your shoulder to cry on. Advice: Buy tissues.

Princess (Page) of Disks: Every thing you always wanted ... she's here. She's also very stubborn. Advice: Love her to bits and humour her.